Polandball: Not Safe For World

Experience the thrill of global peacekeeping in "How Many Seconds of World Peace Can You Protect?" This historically accurate (as far as emu wars go!) game plunges you into a world teetering on the brink of chaos. Riots, terrorism, and zombies threaten global stability, and only you, the chosen one, can restore world peace! As America's sidekick, your mission is simple: locate troubled nations and neutralize threats with your arsenal of 13 powerful weapons (choose 3 for each mission). Time is of the essence; maintain global happiness and population levels while you work to restore order. Fans of Polandball will find much to love in this unique and (dare we say it?) thought-provoking game.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

• Q: Why is the Polish flag upside down?
• A: Because Poland is upside down. (Further explanation declined.)
• Q: Why is Israel a box?
• A: Because of Jewish Physics. (No further comment.)
• Q: This game is offensive.
• A: That's not a question.

What's New (Version 1.08.9 - September 3, 2024):

Minor optimizations to comply with Google Play version policy.