I'll play as Grandma. She's got a keen eye and a sharp wit, perfect for keeping that prisoner in check!
Grandma's Diary: The Great Escape Prevention
Day 1:
Oh, what a day! That pesky prisoner thinks he can outsmart me, but I've got news for him—Grandma's been around the block a few times. I've set up my knitting needles at the front door; if he tries to sneak out, he'll get a swift poke! And don't think I've forgotten about the back door. I've placed my favorite rocking chair right in front of it. If he tries to move it, the creak will wake me up faster than a rooster at dawn.
Day 2:
I caught the prisoner trying to sneak into the kitchen last night. He must be hungry, but I'm not falling for that trick! I've hidden all the cookies in the top cabinet, and I've booby-trapped the fridge with a string of jingle bells. One wrong move, and it'll sound like Christmas in July!
Day 3:
He tried to use the window today, but I was ready. I've hung my laundry across the windowsills. If he tries to climb out, he'll be tangled up in my unmentionables faster than you can say "Grandma's got you now!" Plus, I've enlisted the help of my trusty cat, Whiskers. That feline's got eyes like a hawk and will alert me if anything suspicious happens.
Day 4:
The prisoner's getting clever, but so am I. I've started baking bread in the morning. The smell is irresistible, and it keeps him distracted. While he's drooling over the fresh loaves, I'm keeping a close watch. I've also started telling him my long-winded stories about the good old days. He's too polite to interrupt, and it keeps him from plotting his escape.
Day 5:
Victory! The prisoner finally gave up trying to escape. I think he's realized that Grandma's house is the last place he'll ever get out of. I've even convinced him to help me with my chores. He's not so bad once you get past the whole "trying to escape" thing. Maybe I'll bake him a pie as a reward for good behavior. But don't worry, I'll keep the front door locked and my knitting needles at the ready, just in case.
Grandma's got this under control. That prisoner isn't going anywhere on her watch!
