Unravel the mysteries of your curse in this hilarious insult-sword-fighting pirate adventure!
Your royal wedding was ruined by a terrible curse, trapping your soul in your pirate grandfather's body. To break the curse, you must lead a zany crew through a series of comical challenges, drawing inspiration from classics like Monkey Island and Pirates of the Caribbean.
"Pirates of Donkey Island" is a witty, 79,000-word interactive swashbuckling novel by Gilbert Gallo, where your choices shape the narrative. This text-based adventure, devoid of graphics and sound effects, relies solely on the boundless power of your imagination.
Your companions on this unforgettable journey include a gorilla gentleman, an undead rocker, a rapidly aging Voodoo crone, and a ludicrous spokesman. Each member's unique story and interactions will help you uncover your true self.
Through countless insult-sword fighting duels, grog contests, and rigged wheels of fortune, you'll gain a fresh perspective on life.
With the aid of your crew, you'll uncover the truth about your despised pirate grandfather. Will you accept your cursed fate or struggle against it?
- Choose your character's body and orientation throughout the game. Will you identify as male, female, or non-binary? Gay, straight, or asexual? The choice is yours.
- Embrace the life of a cursed swashbuckler! Will you seek to break the curse or revel in your damned existence until the afterlife?
- Pursue romance with a mighty, hairy gorilla or share your life with a zombie. Alternatively, you might choose a venerable, wrinkly, and toothless lady.
- Command a diverse crew of cursed individuals and harness their extraordinary abilities to unravel the mysteries of the Cursed Caribbean.
- Engage in uproarious insult-sword-fighting duels!
- Will you cherish your crew as a respected leader, or betray them for gold, selling their souls to Davy Jones?
Cease waving your sword like a feather duster and set sail across the Cursed Caribbean to discover the ultimate treasure: your true self!
What's New in the Latest Version 1.8
Last updated on Aug 3, 2024. Bug fixes. If you enjoy "Pirates of Donkey Island", please leave us a written review. It really helps!
